2003-12-31 The year in review.
2003-12-30 I would find this story more amusing...
2003-12-31 What is Hell, you ask?
2003-12-31 Update!
2003-12-30 Too damn early.
2003-12-29 Irritations abounding...
2003-12-29 Can't... breathe...
2003-12-28 Intentionally vague.
2003-12-27 Remembering.
2003-12-27 Enjoying myself...
2003-12-27 P.U.
2003-12-27 The dolls.
2003-12-26 Post-holiday fat disorder.
2003-12-26 I like this story. A lot.
2003-12-24 Greetings of the season.
2003-12-23 Imagine if you will...
Tuesday, Dec. 23, 2003 Limited Edition, dontcha know.
2003-12-23 Er...thanks?
2003-12-23 " Lovely Butts".
2003-12-22 The Red Menace.
2003-12-22 Ahhhhh...that's better.
2003-12-21 Twenty four hours of hell.
2003-12-20 I Saw It On The Eisenhower.
2003-12-20 Rosemary's Baby.
2003-12-19 Crybabies.
2003-12-18 Thank you Lord Jesus, my prayers have been answered...
2003-12-18 Must.choose.words.more.carefully.
2003-12-19 Why I oughta...
2003-12-19 Reasons to be cheerful, part one.
2003-12-17 Hey Teresa...
2003-12-17 I'll say it.
2003-12-17 A sticker R. Kelly could love...
2003-12-18 Interesting choice of words there, J.
2003-12-18 It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye...
2003-12-17 Well, now.
2003-12-16 Oh ho ho it's magic!
2003-12-16 My plans for today...
2003-12-15 Pics
2003-12-16 You gotta get back into it...
2003-12-14 And so it is written...
2003-12-14 Current events.
2003-12-14 Back.
2003-12-12 Visiting Austin?
2003-12-12 Shaddup.
2003-12-12 Blah to the nth power.
2003-12-12 Quit harshing my mellow, biaaatch.
2003-12-12 Busy, busy bumblebees!
2003-12-11 Porchlight's comin' on...
2003-12-10 Mode of employ.
2003-12-10 Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler...
2003-12-09 Austin and parts beyond, part two.
2003-12-09 Austin and parts beyond.
2003-12-06 Hee hee hee.
2003-12-05 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
2003-12-05 Who's bad?
2003-12-05 Chapter 247, in which the Lass seriously loses her shit.
2003-12-04 Among the things I will miss...
2003-12-04 Letter.
2003-12-05 The rain can also bite me.
2003-12-05 Who can bite me?
2003-12-03 Not-so-precious moments...
2003-12-03 "And I look down for a number on my keychain, 'cause it feels more like a hotel everyday..."
2003-12-02 Three more days.
2003-12-02 How much of a cornball am I, you ask?
2003-12-02 Not sure what it means...
2003-12-02 Bride of Bukkake?
2003-12-02 Check it out.
2003-12-01 Too many miles between here and the avenue...
2003-12-02 Rabbit, run.
2003-12-02 Hack.
2003-11-30 Day late, dollar short.
2003-11-30 You know...
2003-11-29 Chicago rocks!
2003-11-28 Got my Texas license plates all set...
2003-11-28 Thanksgiving
2003-11-26 Bad mood.
2003-11-27 My! Day! So! Far!
2003-11-26 It's Wednesday, but it's Friday!
2003-11-25 Hurray for cookies!
2003-11-26 Ten more or less interesting things...
2003-11-26 My pen-name today?
2003-11-26 Awww....
2003-11-25 Big ball of blah.
2003-11-25 Waaaaah!
2003-11-23 Dreams.
2003-11-22 Dermatologically challenged.
2003-11-22 Lawd, I am so tired...how long can this go on
2003-11-21 Picture, if you will...
2003-11-20 Working on a new template
2003-11-21 Disclaimer
2003-11-19 Oh dear god...
2003-11-19 Monkey!
2003-11-19 Day, oh.
2003-11-19 I've always thought "Tampax Pearl" would be a nice name for a girl...
2003-11-18 Among the funnier things we saw this weekend...
2003-11-19 When the rain comes, she runs and hides her head...
2003-11-17 Hooo doggies.
2003-11-15 Quickie.
2003-11-14 Call me cruel...
2003-11-14 Oh my head.
2003-11-13 For Justin
2003-11-13 Jam up and jelly tight!
2003-11-12 Will Miss, Won't Miss
2003-11-12 'Tis the morning
2003-11-11 Out went the doctor, out went the nurse, out went the lady with the alligator purse!
2003-11-10 Do I care? Do you?***
2003-11-10 Tired.
2003-11-08 Let there be no doubt...
2003-11-08 "One you get it, you're in an awful fix..."
2003-11-07 Friday is my day.
2003-11-06 Funk. Funky. Funkymonks. Fun-k.
2003-11-06 Yaaawwwnnnn.
2003-11-05 I am zee Viper.
2003-11-06 Okaaayiee?
2003-11-05 And a fine good morning to you.
2003-11-04 My heart, she is full...my ass, she is numb...
2003-11-04 Misty mountain hop.
2003-11-03 Scratch that.
2003-11-04 Miss Lass, if you're nasty...
2003-11-04 "Describe yourself in a brief sentence."
2003-11-04 Step back.
2003-11-02 Thought you all might like...
2003-11-02 Marshall, Will and Holly...
2003-11-02 Random weekend weirdness.
2003-11-01 Shaken, not stirred.
2003-10-31 Whoa.....nelly!
2003-10-31 BOO!
2003-10-30 Behold our persimmon tree...
2003-10-29 Just in time for Halloween
2003-10-29 Is this love that I'm feeling?
2003-10-30 Also...
2003-10-30 Yet another office tale...
2003-10-29 I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist, I punched myself in the face with my fist...
2003-10-28 Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette...
2003-10-28 Further tales of the office...
2003-10-28 "I love you, Mookie!"
2003-10-27 Chapter Three: I Am Nailed to the Hull
2003-10-27 You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile...
2003-10-26 A few words on broccoli.
2003-10-26 Deep Rest.
2003-10-25 Good?Morning?
2003-10-25 Happy Birthday to....
2003-10-24 Counting my blessings.
2003-10-24 Well, good morning!
2003-10-23 When I Am Queen of The World...
2003-10-24 Yo...Aussie Man...
2003-10-24 Auntie Mom.
2003-10-22 What I Am Thinking About Tonight
2003-10-22 Whoa!
2003-10-23 And in other news...
2003-10-23 Man oh man...
2003-10-21 Ten Random Things*
2003-10-21 Crapfest 2003 is On!
2003-10-21 Remember to slow down, Little Grasshopper...
2003-10-20 People sure are funny.
2003-10-20 I am happy.
2003-10-20 Got house?
2003-10-19 Frazzled.
2003-10-19 Ow.
2003-10-19 He's still DYNOMITE!
2003-10-19 Special Interest Group.
2003-10-19 Ha.
2003-10-18 "I'm grateful...that you love me..."
2003-10-18 The good, the bad, and the angsty.
2003-10-17 Take my apartment, please.
2003-10-17 Yeah, baby.
2003-10-16 Notes.
2003-10-17 Ode upon my lunch.
2003-10-16 The end is near!
2003-10-15 I know what you're thinkin'..
2003-10-15 Cover me.
2003-10-15 I'm in love...
2003-10-15 Long week.
2003-10-14 These are the people in my neighborhood...
2003-10-15 Raindrops ...
2003-10-13 Excited.
2003-10-13 Well, well...
2003-10-12 We're all all right!
2003-10-12 Run, Forrest, run!
2003-10-11 Lies and fish.
2003-10-11 And it was all yellow...
2003-10-11 Pie chart.
2003-10-10 And they have a lilac-colored water tower, too!
2003-10-10 Gigantic, a big, big love...also, a few notes on pie.
2003-10-09 Gotta love the headline.
2003-10-09 On the fly...
2003-10-08 Questions 67 and 68
2003-10-09 It's all too beautiful...
2003-10-07 Ladybug explosion!
2003-10-07 Miles.
2003-10-06 Hello, I've waited here for you...
2003-10-05 "He's everywhere! He's everywhere!"
2003-10-05 Feeling better and feeling better.
2003-10-04 Gah.
2003-10-04 Ick.Sick.
2003-10-03 I love being an aunt.
2003-10-03 Lass' Photo Phun.
2003-10-03 Krautwich
2003-10-03 In news that will shock no one who knows her...
2003-10-03 Eenie meenie chili beenie...
2003-10-02 Too early.
2003-10-01 Once upon a time...
2003-09-30 Some people are assholes and shouldn't have children.
2003-10-01 Trip notes.
2003-09-30 Those are people who died, died.
2003-09-29 Comfort, Texas needs some marketing help.
2003-09-29 P.P.S.
2003-09-29 I have returned.
2003-09-26 Off I go...
2003-09-26 Thank you...
2003-09-25 And who remembers the months of pining?
2003-09-25 Am I in the a.m.?
2003-09-24 So...who remembers...
2003-09-24 Shakin' all over...
2003-09-25 HATE.THE.OFFICE.JOB
2003-09-24 Two days.
2003-09-23 Aging Parents, by Lass.
2003-09-24 Dinner conversation
2003-09-24 Ick.
2003-09-24 Tuesday.
2003-09-23 And so...
2003-09-23 Slee-pee.
2003-09-22 The tale of the miserable 4-year-old.
2003-09-22 Good morning.
2003-09-21 Pseudo-Mommy
2003-09-20 Bleary
2003-09-19 One week from tonight
2003-09-19 I try not to use this page as a soapbox...
2003-09-19 It's the ghostly image of...ME!
2003-09-19 Avast, ye hearties!
2003-09-19 Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are,
2003-09-18 And also this: blah.
2003-09-18 Uh-oh.
2003-09-18 Laptop Finger
2003-09-19 Things I am currently stressing about.
2003-09-18 Time to make the donuts...
2003-09-18 A joke from B., age 6
2003-09-18 Unfortunate names.
2003-09-16 Interesting (if useless) study
2003-09-16 Day, part the second.
2003-09-16 Day.
2003-09-16 Lucky.
2003-09-16 I would have made a good village idiot.
2003-09-15 Morning.
2003-09-14 The sky...this guy...
2003-09-14 One down...one to go
2003-09-14 My head hurts.
2003-09-13 And I would rather be anywhere else than here today...
2003-09-13 How it is these days...
2003-09-12 The Diss.
2003-09-12 Friday
2003-09-12 Farewell to the Man in Black.
2003-09-11 Tired
2003-09-11 Anniversary
2003-09-10 Blah to the Fifth Power
2003-09-11 An Open Letter
2003-09-10 I'll admit to listening to this guy sometimes (and liking him), but come on...
2003-09-10 The Stroll.
2003-09-10 So....
2003-09-10 Let's go even further back in time, shall we?
2003-09-10 Did I ever mention my Dad's propensity for giving us ugly haircuts?
2003-09-09 Dear Family,
2003-09-10 Hmm...
2003-09-09 What's making me feel better?
2003-09-08 Can I describe how I'm feeling now?
2003-09-08 Ang Shus.
2003-09-09 Work Conference
2003-09-09 I didn't know what to say...
2003-09-09 Spazzmatazz
2003-09-09 Planning for a trip.
2003-09-08 Knew it was coming, but sad news anyway...
2003-09-07 Phone.
2003-09-07 Hey Peter! I can see your house from here!
2003-09-07 Spirograph!
2003-09-06 Ahm Tahrred...
2003-09-06 Oh, my.
2003-09-06 Dear Diary, Part the Second:
2003-09-06 Dear Diary,
2003-09-05 Dirty.
2003-09-04 Right over his head.
2003-09-04 My Life Among the Blah
2003-09-04 Tally Ho.
2003-09-04 Attention: Miss Harriet T. Spy!
2003-09-04 Yikes to the tenth power.
2003-09-02 How can we miss you if you won't go away?
2003-09-02 Peevish
2003-09-02 Aaaiiiyyeeee!
2003-09-02 How's this?
2003-09-02 Observations
2003-09-02 Dear Box-Unpacking Fairy
2003-09-02 For Julia
2003-09-02 My head hurts.
2003-09-01 Donkey ball suckage complete.
2003-09-01 Declaration.
2003-08-31 This could be it for a few days.
2003-08-31 Like self-erecting art?
2003-08-31 Rainy day.
2003-08-31 New look.
2003-08-31 Yo. Sunday.
2003-08-30 Dear Sign My Guestbook,
2003-08-30 Mysteries of my kitchen...
2003-08-30 Ahahahaha.
2003-08-30 What it feels like today...
2003-08-30 Mmmm...pancakes...
2003-08-29 Cool encounter.
2003-08-29 Everything is copacetic.
2003-08-28 Don't harsh my mellow, dude.
2003-08-29 Pointless entry.
2003-08-29 Wanna play?
2003-08-29 Little Man J., the Tree-Pee-er.
2003-08-27 I see Ann Arbor people...
2003-08-27 Dear Neighbor,
2003-08-28 Employment musings.
2003-08-28 "I only wanna be with you..."
2003-08-27 Mars...the red planet.
2003-08-26 I'm such a girl sometimes...
2003-08-26 Money honey.
2003-08-27 Break my heart.
2003-08-27 Heat + Humidity = Cranky Lass.
2003-08-25 My day.
2003-08-25 Purty things.
2003-08-24 Secret: Strong Enough for A Man, Marketed to Little Girls
2003-08-24 This made me spit tea on the monitor...
2003-08-24 Thankful.
2003-08-24 Surprisingly nice.
2003-08-24 Oh, man.
2003-08-24 Movin' on up.
2003-08-24 Tired.
2003-08-23 Show of hands, please.
2003-08-23 Someone...
2003-08-23 In a perfect world...
2003-08-22 P.O.'d.
2003-08-22 Beer and cigarettes.
2003-08-22 Bummer.
2003-08-22 SBC Ameritech: Children of a Lesser God.
2003-08-22 Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
2003-08-22 I know some people love their pets like children...
2003-08-22 Run, Lass, run!
2003-08-21 This just in...
2003-08-21 My dinner with Diarylanders.
2003-08-22 Tales from the Dark Side
2003-08-22 Today's forecast:
2003-08-21 Dreams.
2003-08-20 How happy can one woman be?
2003-08-21 I am...
2003-08-21 And in other news...
2003-08-21 Friendster is the devil's playground.
2003-08-21 Day so far?
2003-08-20 Pictures of matchstick men and you...
2003-08-19 My evening, by Lass.
2003-08-19 The day got a little better...
2003-08-20 And in better news...
2003-08-20 Major league suckage.
2003-08-19 The cement pond.
2003-08-18 Do you believe...
2003-08-18 So...you think YOU had a bad day?!
2003-08-18 This is getting baaaad....
2003-08-19 Rapid zoo action!
2003-08-17 Packy-packy.
2003-08-17 Ack.
2003-08-17 *sniff*
2003-08-17 It must have been the Czech beer...
2003-08-17 For the priceless friend...
2003-8-17 What time is it?
2003-08-16 And now it's on...
2003-08-16 I am so...something.
2003-08-16 My Life Among the Books.
2003-08-16 One of these days....
2003-08-15 Fry-day.
2003-08-15 Just had a lovely little nap.
2003-08-15 When oh when...
2003-08-15 This is just wrong.
2003-08-15 Behold the Grohl.
2003-08-15 "You got it bad, girl..."
2003-08-14 The perpetually funny word.
2003-08-14 Oh, this is comforting.
2003-08-14 And another thing...
2003-08-14 Fuck.
2003-08-15 Okay, so...
2003-08-14 A public word of appreciation...
2003-08-14 Addled.
2003-08-13 Dang.
2003-08-13 HA!
2003-08-13 Sassafrass.
2003-08-13 What the hell is wrong with me?
2003-08-13 Naked lady!
2003-08-12 Don't read this while you're eating...
2003-08-12 Pens and coleslaw.
2003-08-12 Worried.
2003-08-12 I am...
2003-08-12 Weird day.
2003-08-12 My dreams.
2003-08-11 Opinions, please.
2003-08-11 Ten Shun.
2003-08-11 The Voluminous Snowman
2003-08-11 Distracted? Me? Whatever do you mean?
2003-08-10 "Thud".
2003-08-10 Beverages vs. The Lass
2003-08-10 Slackass Lass.
2003-08-10 Eeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2003-08-10 Today.
2003-08-10 "I had bad dreams...so bad I threw my pillow away..."
2003-08-09 Label me.
2003-08-09 Getting better.
2003-08-08 Oh man, for a second I thought...
2003-08-08 Spent Friday...
2003-08-08 Second revelation of the day...
2003-08-08 Well I'll be...
2003-08-07 There goes the neighborhood...
2003-08-07 Yes.
2003-08-08 Am I yearning?
2003-08-08 "Red rubber baby buggy bumpers."
2003-08-07 Dear Body,
2003-08-06 I feel very good tonight.
2003-08-07 How it's going today...
2003-08-06 Morning.
2003-08-05 In a nutshell...
2003-08-05 Cold comfort.
2003-08-05 Too much for one day.
2003-08-06 Get the hell out, Donna Fargo...
2003-08-06 If you are in Chicago...
2003-08-05 Dude, his campaign posters are gonna be smokin'!!
2003-08-05 Dreams.
2003-08-05 Whatcha thinkin', Lincoln?
2003-08-04 I can't figure out if this makes me charmingly shy or just pathetic...
2003-08-04 Fuck you, Postal Service.
2003-08-05 Nice day.
2003-08-04 Four-thirty a.m.
2003-08-04 Whaaa?
2003-08-03 She's a glamour girl, like her auntie.
2003-08-03 Yuck.
2003-08-03 Fly! Fly!
2003-08-03 Dream.
2003-08-03 Ow.
2003-08-03 I wandered so aimless...
2003-08-02 Girly.
2003-08-02 Lazybones...
2003-08-02 Boston...home of the Baked Bean.
2003-08-02 Sleep...goooooood....
2003-08-02 On second thought...
2003-08-02 I hope Santa brings me...
2003-08-02 I just spent the nicest evening with someone...
2003-08-01 At lunch...
2003-08-01 We're cousins...
2003-08-01 Sad, sad, sad.
2003-08-01 Awww, Gust.
2003-07-31 There are times...
2003-07-31 I smell a lawsuit...
2003-07-31 My Mom is Drunk! A Lass Afterschool Special...
2003-07-31 Sweaty girl.
2003-08-01 Fascinating...
2003-07-31 Timewaster.
2003-07-30 I am so...so...tired.
2003-07-30 Dear Burt's Bees Coconut Foot Creme,
2003-07-30 Grrr.
2003-07-31 How many times can I re-read an email?
2003-07-31 pssssst....
2003-07-31 6-year-old conversation.
2003-07-31 Am I swooning?
2003-07-30 If Bob's your uncle, who's your aunt?
2003-07-29 Name-calling.
2003-07-29 Ahoy, Cptn. Internet!
2003-07-29 Tiiiiimmmmberrrrr!
2003-07-29 I want the world to be a perfect Utopia...
2003-07-29 Is there anything more mortifying...
2003-07-29 Good morning.
2003-07-28 Nine pound hammer, ten pound baby.
2003-07-29 Why am I so sleepy?
2003-07-28 I can't remember my dreams this morning...
2003-07-27 Include your phone number and location of nearest airport??
2003-07-27 Stop the madness.
2003-07-27 Ten! More! Things! The school years...
2003-07-27 New favorite logo:
2003-07-27 It's a baffling mystery.
2003-07-27 Yawn...
2003-07-26 And Saturday evening...
2003-07-26 I am...
2003-07-26 Saturday.
2003-07-26 How goeth your summer of Strummer?
2003-07-26 Why does...
2003-07-25 In a word, blah.
2003-07-25 Hmm.
2003-07-24 Irish Cemetery in Tazewell, Tennessee.
2003-07-24 Cabin.
2003-07-24 This is so, so wrong.
2003-07-24 "Stop namin' nuts!"
2003-07-23 The way home.
2003-07-23 Good music, cool prizes, good cause.
2003-07-23 Oh deli boy, my deli boy.
2003-07-23 Speak now.
2003-07-23 The road to Sparta is paved with poverty.
2003-07-22 Take me back to the cabin. Now.
2003-07-22 Aunt Barbara's story.
2003-07-22 More vacation notes.
2003-07-22 Vacation notes.
2003-07-21 Get yourself a drink and a smoke, it's a long one.
2003-07-21 Back.
2003-07-12 Get out your hankies...
2003-07-12 "I consider myself sensitive, caring and kind-hearted..."
2003-07-12 I think I must visit this attraction in Gatlinburg...
2003-07-12 Dragging my heels...
2003-07-11 Alejandro needs YOU.
2003-07-11 And...and...
2003-07-11 The great unknown.
2003-07-11 My magnificent obsession...
2003-07-11 No kidding. Well, I'll be...
2003-07-11 If...
2003-07-11 Grrr.
2003-07-10 Sweet Jesus in a sidecar.
2003-07-10 Full.
2003-07-10 Maura Torium.
2003-07-09 Sir Real.
2003-07-10 Grrr.
2003-07-10 Ahhh...
2003-07-09 Coffee hangover.
2003-07-08 Forgot this:
2003-07-08 AWAKE!
2003-07-08 Strange day.
2003-07-08 So...where was I...
2003-07-07 Enough stupidity for one night.
2003-07-07 Okay people, the game is over.
2003-07-07 Craig...is that you?
2003-07-07 I know it's not nice to mock the dead...
2003-07-07 Can you see my huge grin?
2003-07-07 Ooh, neato!
2003-07-08 Face-punch update.
2003-07-08 Hoooo doggies...
2003-07-08 Cherry pie.
2003-07-07 Why did I know this would happen?
2003-07-06 Plans made, plans unmade...
2003-07-06 Enh.
2003-07-06 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
2003-07-06 Radio update.
2003-07-06 Too much preshah.
2003-07-05 One more thing...
2003-07-05 Power Outage.
2003-07-04 Update on le fly...
2003-07-04 A vacation idea for Podge.
2003-07-04 Oh baby, say it isn't so...
2003-07-04 Oh man.
2003-07-04 My quandry.
2003-07-04 Some news.
2003-07-03 Buts.
2003-07-04 Declaration.
2003-07-03 No kissing dreams.
2003-07-02 I just realized...
2003-07-02 Not sure this will translate.
2003-07-02 Shoppy-shoppy.
2003-07-03 Freckles: The Bane of My Existence, by Lass
2003-07-03 I am the highest-paid gardener in the universe today.
2003-07-02 I am mystified and sad.
2003-07-01 AhhhAhhhhCHOOOOOOOOOO!
2003-07-01 My evening thus far...
2003-07-01 Home
2003-06-30 If I were in a better mood, this would be amusing.
2003-06-30 To whomever sent me this link:
2003-06-30 I must ask this.
2003-06-30 Monday, Monday.
2003-06-30 I feel like staying home...
2003-06-30 Dreamy dreamy dreamy.
2003-06-29 Word of the Day
2003-06-29 Update.
2003-06-29 I don't want to know any more about this...
2003-06-29 Wish list.
2003-06-29 Guten morgan.
2003-06-28 Lakewood 20-inch box fan, I love you.
2003-06-28 Hmmm.
2003-06-28 Glad to be home.
2003-06-28 "I feel charming, oh so charming...
2003-06-28 Too much monkey business
2003-06-27 Perhaps you needed a distraction after all.
2003-06-27 I can't even imagine how painful it would be to sit through this.
2003-06-27 Woke up in the middle of the night...
2003-06-27 I am obsessed with obsessive fan sites.
2003-06-26 Good lord, what a bunch of nasty people...
2003-06-26 Against my better judgement...
2003-06-26 Hair vs. humidity
2003-06-26 Spouse murder.
2003-06-26 Dreams
2003-06-25 p.s.
2003-06-25 Waiting on the storms.
2003-06-25 Answer Lady
2003-06-25 Checking in.
2003-06-26 I got the music in me.
2003-06-25 Secretly thrilled by your presence.
2003-06-24 Dear Ungodly Heat,
2003-06-24 It's hot.
2003-06-24 Book.
2003-06-24 Don't like my answers? Then try...
2003-06-24 Friendly Reminder
2003-06-24 More answers.
2003-06-23 Last fall I wrote this:
2003-06-23 Okay, one of these came in before I made the post, but I'll answer it here anyway because I can.
2003-06-23 Ask the Lass...
2003-06-23 Ten More Random Items More-or-Less About Me
2003-06-23 The Whistler.
2003-06-23 Stolen from Cptn.Internet
2003-06-22 Someone loosen the vise grip on my head please...
2003-06-22 My idiomatic week.
2003-06-21 Feeling blue.
2003-06-21 Bored?
2003-06-21 EEEEEEEEEEK!
2003-06-21 Tonight...
2003-06-20 p.s.
2003-06-20 Busy Lass.
2003-06-19 New fun toy from Andrew!
2003-06-19 Oh man...
2003-06-20 My Bizarre Life.
2003-06-19 Do I really want to know this stuff?
2003-06-18 Can't sleep...clowns will eat me...
2003-06-18 Joke from four-year-old J.
2003-06-18 Smelly.
2003-06-19 Put out?
2003-06-19 Okay, this might not be such a good idea after all...
2003-06-18 Woo hoo!
2003-06-17 Shitty day.
2003-06-18 Passionate.
2003-06-16 Like Bela Lugosi before him...
2003-06-16 P.U.
2003-06-15 Bad mood.
2003-06-15 Nice day.
2003-06-15 A pleasant evening...
2003-06-15 Father's Day
2003-06-14 What is with the guestbook spam?
2003-06-14 Dear Diary,
2003-06-14 The autopsy revealed his arteries were clogged with smothered hash browns...
2003-06-14 Goodness gracious me.
2003-06-14 Kids, don't pull out the webcam when you're tipsy.
2003-06-13 Going out, don't want to, blah blah blah.
2003-06-13 When Poodles Go Bad...
2003-06-13 Still fry-less.
2003-06-13 Lacking fries.
2003-06-13 Announcement.
2003-06-13 I think I'm going to be McSick...
2003-06-12 Dear Shorty McCreepy Fuck,
2003-06-12 Goodbye, Atticus.
2003-06-12 Yes, I'm bored.
2003-06-12 Shhhh!! I stoldeded a link from
2003-06-12 Want to hire some 1970's-era mimes?
2003-06-12 Weird, weird, weird.
2003-06-12 Whoa.
2003-06-11 Homey.
2003-06-11 I'm SUPERgold, baby!
2003-06-11 That's life in the big city...
2003-06-11 I thought I had too much time on my hands...
2003-06-11 Ten More Things blah blah blah
2003-06-11 Oh my.
2003-06-11 Dream.
2003-06-10 Bleh.
2003-06-10 I thought you all might like to see this...
2003-06-10 And while I'm making random, disjointed entries...
2003-06-10 Fire in the hole!
2003-06-10 Inexplicable.
2003-06-10 Dumbass.
2003-06-10 Blah blah blah.
2003-06-09 Am I really getting sick?
2003-06-10 Frustration.
2003-06-09 Turns out...
2003-06-08 Won't Dad be surprised...
2003-06-08 Have you met my nephew Spiderman?
2003-06-08 I'd buy it.
2003-06-08 People of Chicago, Beware!
2003-06-08 Middle-of-the-night-afterschool special!
2003-06-07 "Awww...Laura has a new friend..."
2003-06-07 This can be added to the list of things I wish I hadn't seen...
2003-06-07 I wish...
2003-06-07 I can't decide if I think this is cool or creepy...
2003-06-07 Not sure what's going on here...
2003-06-07 "'Redbook'?? Ain't that one-a them Commie magazines?"
2003-06-06 Look out!
2003-06-06 Ten More Uninteresting Things About Me.
2003-06-05 I'm turning Japanese.
2003-06-05 A Day in the Life of the Lass.
2003-06-06 Dear Lass....
2003-06-06 Good God! That glowing orb in the sky...
2003-06-04 Enough already.
2003-06-04 Aarrrgh, me hearty.
2003-06-04 Lots of dreams...
2003-06-03 Too hot where you live?
2003-06-02 A confession for the one who asked.
2003-06-02 It's official.
2003-06-02 Don't most people just buy postcards and trinkets?
2003-06-02 Whatever it takes...
2003-06-02 Longest short day ever.
2003-06-02 "How do you handle a Hungry Man?
2003-06-02 I'm too sexy for my shirt.
2003-06-02 Weird, weird, weird.
2003-06-01 My night.
2003-06-01 Phone call.
2003-06-01 Holy-boly frijoles.
2003-06-01 Road trip!
2003-06-01 Words to Live By:
2003-06-01 If you live in Dallas...
2003-06-01 In my mind...
2003-05-31 What's wrong with the Lass?
2003-05-31 Detour/Cryptogram.
2003-05-31 It's a Diaryland day...
2003-05-31 Feeling okay in spite of myself.
2003-05-30 Whoops...
2003-05-30 Good god...
2003-05-30 Suspended Animation.
2003-05-30 Ow.
2003-05-29 Not a joiner.
2003-05-30 Two quick things:
2003-05-29 Night of a thousand stars!
2003-05-28 Ten More Uninteresting Things About Me
2003-05-28 All better now.
2003-05-28 It's this way.
2003-05-28 Yo. Hump Day.
2003-05-27 I got bitten by an ant today.
2003-05-27 Bagged out...
2003-05-26 The jazz show
2003-05-26 Too much introspection
2003-05-26 Memorial Day.
2003-05-26 Rock on.
2003-05-25 Did I dream...you dreamed about me?
2003-05-24 Man, am I sleeeepppppeeeee.
2003-05-24 South Park link.
2003-05-24 Some people give me the creeps.
2003-05-24 It's me!
2003-05-24 Dream.
2003-05-23 Ten more random things about me//Dland version.
2003-05-23 Mayday! Mayday!
2003-05-23 "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun..."
2003-05-23 Friday night blahs...
2003-05-23 I wish...I wish...
2003-05-22 Mundane? Yes.
2003-05-22 Bring me your weak, your hungry...
2003-05-21 I must laugh.
2003-05-21 How relaxing...
2003-05-21 I still think about you.
2003-05-20 Spared.
2003-05-20 Embarassing admissions.
2003-05-19 Temporary lapse.
2003-05-19 Didn't I just say I want to leave the city?
2003-05-20 Items found in my car prior to having it washed this morning:
2003-05-19 Chapter 10, in which the Lass has a Hollywood moment...
2003-05-18 Okay, which one of you broke the internet?
2003-05-18 Consumerism overload.
2003-05-18 Ponderances on an Eagles song I was too lazy to switch off...
2003-05-18 Well, goooood morning.
2003-05-17 Don't cry for me, Argentina.
2003-05-17 Yum.
2003-05-17 Wine me and dine me
2003-05-17 Saturday morning.
2003-05-16 Sandwiches and soft drinks?! Count me in!
2003-05-16 Update from my pathetic Friday night world.
2003-05-16 Sometimes you seek solace wherever you can.
2003-05-16 So....
2003-05-16 Look out Target
2003-05-16 La-la-la something something
2003-05-16 I really can't sleep.
2003-05-15 Can't ...sleep...giant doll heads...will eat me...
2003-05-15 "There is something in your eyes...
2003-05-15 Thanks for the love letter...
2003-05-16 I had...
2003-05-15 My workday morning routine.
2003-05-14 I would just like to say...
2003-05-14 Full moon fever.
2003-05-14 Encounter.
2003-05-14 Blah blippity blah.
2003-05-15 Parallel lives.
2003-05-14 Oh...
2003-05-14 Oh look, she's writing about her dreams again...
2003-05-14 Dear Mister Man,
2003-05-13 A few random thoughts from this evening.
2003-05-13 Why do my short days at work...
2003-05-13 Hey Jozka...
2003-05-13 Can't. Wake. Up.
2003-05-12 I had something to say...
2003-05-12 Beautiful spring evening...
2003-05-13 Late-night advice.
2003-05-12 Almost forgot:
2003-05-12 Dreams? Had 'em.
2003-05-11 *Burp*
2003-05-11 Dreamt of trains.
2003-05-11 What a lovely way to wake up.
2003-05-10 You think that I don't even mean a single word I say...
2003-05-10 M is for the many things she gave me...
2003-05-10 Update.
2003-05-10 My beautiful Mom.
2003-05-09 Barbie,um, it's about Ken...
2003-05-09 My Friday night...
2003-05-09 This is really gross...
2003-05-09 Neat-o.
2003-05-09 Fry-day.
2003-05-09 Scary Doll Head.
2003-05-08 Computer glitching...
2003-05-08 Ten more things about me: the relationship edition!
2003-05-08 Looong day.
2003-05-08 Random.
2003-05-08 Dream.
2003-05-08 Sleepiness update.
2003-05-07 Yaaawn.
2003-05-07 Tonight.
2003-05-07 Check out this idiot.
2003-05-06 Bad jokes.
2003-05-06 It's so hard...
2003-05-06 My throat hurts,
2003-05-06 I am beginning to think you are a vampire...
2003-05-06 Oxy, meet Moron.
2003-05-06 Ten more random things about me.
2003-05-06 Street eloquence.
2003-05-06 Strep throat!
2003-05-06 A link for you, Julia.
2003-05-06 Nice try, Fred.
2003-05-06 Good Morning
2003-05-05 Nah.
2003-05-05 Repeat.
2003-05-05 You know...
2003-05-05 Who gots the weird links?
2003-05-06 Aww....
2003-05-05 Brief rant. **UPDATED!**
2003-05-05 Resolve...dissolve...
2003-05-05 Mmmm...coffee...
2003-05-05 Night out.
2003-05-04 What would I kill for?
2003-05-04 Who's my daddy?
2003-05-04 You know what's nice?
2003-05-04 Declaration.
2003-05-04 Hola, mi amigos...
2003-05-04 Adventures in Grocery Shopping, Part 54,769a
2003-05-04 Can you stand any more dreams?
2003-05-03 Must. Stay. Awake.
2003-05-03 This has to be
2003-05-03 This one's for you.
2003-05-03 If I tried to explain...
2003-05-03 S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y...NIGHT!
2003-05-03 Mmmm....
2003-05-03 I'm tired.
2003-05-02 Sleeping on the bottom bunk
2003-05-02 Entry on the fly.
2003-05-02 Camping stories by Lass
2003-05-02 Me? I'd probably lay there and cry.
2003-05-01 Tonight...
2003-05-01 Ahhh....ooohhhh.....
2003-05-01 Rainy day fun.
2003-05-01 Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
2003-05-01 The dreams return...
2003-04-30 The storms...
2003-04-30 Foggy night.
2003-04-30 Damn...and might I add, it.
2003-04-30 Repeat after me...
2003-04-30 Rainy morning.
2003-04-30 Because the fiberglass cows and living room suites weren't stupid enough...
2003-04-29 Lest National Poetry Month slip away unnoticed...
2003-04-29 The thought occurs to me...
2003-04-29 God help me...
2003-04-29 This whole marriage thing has me thinking...
2003-04-30 Gaaaaah!
2003-04-29 Ahahahaha.
2003-04-29 "You are feeling beautiful and passionate today."
2003-04-29 Well...I...that is...
2003-04-28 Mellow//Dramatic.
2003-04-28 Acceptance.
2003-04-28 I wish it would be spring forever
2003-04-28 Why is it...
2003-04-28 Lass is..."The Gambler"!
2003-04-29 My feet are filthy.
2003-04-29 I'm so funny that way...
2003-04-28 Things to do today:
2003-04-28 Pale pink clouds against a dark blue sky
2003-04-27 Could I be any more confused?
2003-04-27 My niece!!
2003-04-27 Sunday evening...
2003-04-27 It's Polenta Day.
2003-04-27 Update on cat-sitting.
2003-04-27 Newspaper.
2003-04-27 Pitchforkin' mama.
2003-04-26 Ghosts.
2003-04-26 See? I told you I don't need a TV...
2003-04-26 Dork.
2003-04-26 Solidifying my solitude.
2003-04-26 The letter.
2003-04-26 Narcissism? Boredom? Bleh.
2003-04-26 *Sigh*
2003-04-25 Where is your head, Laura?
2003-04-25 I'm easy.
2003-04-25 Ack.
2003-04-25 Sleepwalk.
2003-04-24 Gents, some advice from Loretta Lynn:
2003-04-24 Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
2003-04-24 Warm feeling.
2003-04-23 Short description.
2003-04-23 Corker.
2003-04-23 "You...rotten pancake!!"
2003-04-24 Six foot, seven foot, eight foot...
2003-04-24 Crybaby.
2003-04-24 Always within 2 minutes of each other.
2003-04-23 What's the word I'm searching for?? Oh yes, blah.
2003-04-23 Dreamy dreamy dreams
2003-04-22 Creepy Cat People.
2003-04-22 Ode Upon Pizza Metro.
2003-04-22 If I had 150 bucks to blow, this dress would be mine, mine I say!!
2003-04-22 Who rocks stately Lass Manor?
2003-04-22 "Hey, foxy lady"
2003-04-22 R.I.P. Felice Bryant
2003-04-22 Dad?
2003-04-22 My man Stoney.
2003-04-22 Ugh.
2003-04-21 Mojo.
2003-04-21 Overcast.
2003-04-20 Oh, baby...don't tease...
2003-04-20 Subtext.
2003-04-20 Sunday afternoon happiness...
2003-04-20 "I saw my devil and I saw my deep blue sea..."
2003-04-20 Go, go Power Rangers!
2003-04-20 *Yawn....stretch....*
2003-04-19 Lonely lass...
2003-04-19 Mellow yellow.
2003-04-19 Dream.
2003-04-18 Fever sweat.
2003-04-18 Summation: I am funny, I am fun.
2003-04-18 In the mail today...
2003-04-18 Wanna see a stuffed monkey drinking Bushmills?
2003-04-18 Is it the shoes??
2003-04-18 Sicko.
2003-04-18 NPR- Listening People of Chicago:
2003-04-18 Ack! Fever dream!!!
2003-04-18 Shit.
2003-04-18 Early bird.
2003-04-17 Could. not. focus.
2003-04-17 Do I want to go out this evening?
2003-04-17 What I did today...
2003-04-17 Playing hooky...shhhhh!
2003-04-17 Hey look, the Olsen Twins are having an awesome party!
2003-04-17 Opened doors...
2003-04-17 Sleep deprivation.
2003-04-16 Come, won't you join me...
2003-04-16 Ask the dust.
2003-04-16 Once again, I feel compelled to tell Yahoo
2003-04-16 Where is my moon?
2003-04-16 Dang.
2003-04-16 Full moon tonight.
2003-04-15 Oh, and did I mention that by "hiatus" I meant...
2003-04-15 Hot, hot days...
2003-04-13 Hi, Atus.
2003-04-13 Dear Moon Shining In My Window,
2003-04-13 Weeks gone by...
2003-04-13 Back off, Martha.
2003-04-13 Tapioca pudding.
2003-04-13 Your attention, please:
2003-04-13 The beach was hazy,
2003-04-13 Early to bed, blah blah blah...
2003-04-12 Let me try to explain...
2003-04-12 Star-ving.
2003-04-12 I woke up in the middle of the night again...
2003-04-11 Unlearning.
2003-04-11 Home girl.
2003-04-11 And now I am very tired...
2003-04-11 Wow, that was fun.
2003-04-11 BIG plans!
2003-04-11 Dreams.
2003-04-11 Gaaaah..
2003-04-10 Also in the news tonight...
2003-04-10 Dill Pickle Potato Chips!!
2003-04-10 Absinthe.
2003-04-10 Ah...the rites of Spring...
2003-04-10 Hello, I'm Lass.
2003-04-10 Distracted.
2003-04-10 At the breakfast table this morning...
2003-04-10 Dig the dichotomy.
2003-04-10 Staticmafied.
2003-04-10 Haunted.
2003-04-09 I can tell you where I'll be next Wednesday night...
2003-04-09 Nice evening.
2003-04-10 Pretty-pretty.
2003-04-09 I am the slackiest of slackasses this morning
2003-04-09 Fred, don't dare me to post ugly pictures of myself.
2003-04-09 There are a million logical reasons...
2003-04-09 Favor....DENIED!!
2003-04-09 Someone sent me my horoscope for today:
2003-04-09 Score!
2003-04-09 Dreams
2003-04-08 Day's end.
2003-04-08 Sometimes I have something to say
2003-04-08 I'm trying so hard...
2003-04-08 I cooked a big dinner...
2003-04-08 Ahhhh....home alone at last....
2003-04-09 In conclusion, I would just like to say
2003-04-09 It wasn't all...after all!
2003-04-09 Attention citizens:
2003-04-09 Hahahhaaha. Thanks, Fred.
2003-04-09 Space Cadet
2003-04-08 Eeep.
2003-04-07 The houseguest came in at 9pm
2003-04-08 What is going on?
2003-04-07 Things I'd like to say...
2003-04-07 Hey Podge, meet my friend, "Jr."
2003-04-07 If April showers bring May flowers...
2003-04-07 I'm still awake....
2003-04-06 Aaaaaarrrrghhhhhh!
2003-04-06 Well, the staring-at-the-phone experiment failed.
2003-04-06 Oh good God...
2003-04-06 Sunday.
2003-04-06 Full belly, full head, full heart.
2003-04-05 Every trip spawns a tale...
2003-04-05 Laaaazy.
2003-04-05 Someone just sent me a flower.
2003-04-05 South Dakota has it all!!
2003-04-05 Gooood morning.
2003-04-05 After some handwringing
2003-04-04 Blingity blah blah.
2003-04-04 I've got to remember to hit that "lock" button
2003-04-04 Memorial Day is coming...
2003-04-04 Bored this fine Friday afternoon?
2003-04-04 Calamari, anyone?
2003-04-04 Dig me, dig my banal entries...
2003-04-04 Go get 'im, Sherman.
2003-04-04 I received a gift last night
2003-04-04 Curiously calm.
2003-04-03 Situational.
2003-04-03 Jason, these are Peeps.
2003-04-03 Because I really have nothing to say...
2003-04-03 Where does this stuff come from?
2003-04-03 It's early.
2003-04-02 Lalala
2003-04-02 Bad influence.
2003-04-02 Shhh! Here's a little secret...
2003-04-02 And furthermore, blah.
2003-04-01 Two people I know told me they were fighting back tears today.
2003-04-01 Someone is going straight to hell.
2003-04-01 "Dew Luaua,
2003-04-01 Either my weakest point (patience) is being tested...
2003-04-01 Proof that this guy's 15 minutes should have been up twenty years ago...
2003-03-31 More randomness.
2003-04-01 I am the full-service nanny.
2003-03-31 Where there's smoke...
2003-03-31 Old-looking or odd food products.
2003-03-31 I slept heavily
2003-03-30 Sometimes a wind blows...
2003-03-30 Random.
2003-03-29 A week ago tonight...
2003-03-29 I don't usually edit
2003-03-29 Uninteresting information about me.
2003-03-29 Wandering mind.
2003-03-29 Beautiful sky.
2003-03-28 Tired.
2003-03-28 Scene of the crime.
2003-03-28 Texas, how do I love thee?
2003-03-26 A message for Ms. Podge.
2003-03-26 I'm pining, but not for the fjords...
2003-03-25 Oh Dallas, My Dallas.
2003-03-24 Obscure my words.
2003-03-21 Look for me, I'll be around.
2003-03-21 I'm so excited.
2003-03-21 Dear Ugly Creepy Guy who Dogged me for two blocks down Division,
2003-03-21 Can you imagine...
2003-03-21 It Came from the Mouth of Richie Daley
2003-03-21 "lass love penis?"
2003-03-21 Writin' it Jozka-style.
2003-03-20 "Shock and awe"
2003-03-20 "I've Got Something for YOUUUU"
2003-03-20 As the f-16's fly overhead...
2003-03-20 I Saw It Out My Window or "Rules to Live By"
2003-03-20 Was is Saddam or the Bizarro Saddam?
2003-03-20 Arrogant thugs.
2003-03-19 Awwww.
2003-03-18 My kind of town, Chicago is over by dere.
2003-03-18 Didn't even go home after work.
2003-03-19 Ahahahaha!
2003-03-18 I love my country.
2003-03-17 I saw these at Target on Friday
2003-03-17 "It's...it's people! Soylent Green is peeeooopllleeee!
2003-03-17 Tejas.
2003-03-17 Gaaah!
2003-03-17 C'mon summer.
2003-03-17 Magnificent Obsession.
2003-03-17 Calling all NPR geeks.
2003-03-17 Resolved:
2003-03-17 Spring fe-vah.
2003-03-17 We went to the beach.
2003-03-16 "Last updated 3 months ago".
2003-03-16 I am going to Alaska
2003-03-16 My day.
2003-03-16 Eve of Destruction?
2003-03-16 Migraine!
2003-03-16 I've got my mad on.
2003-03-16 In other-other news...
2003-03-15 Random crap.
2003-03-15 Burn, baby, burn!
2003-03-15 Out of coffee; whole lotta gaggin'.
2003-03-14 Haw-haw. Aaaiiiiyeeeeeee!
2003-03-14 Now if you'll excuse me,
2003-03-14 Complaint.
2003-03-14 When I get back, I am going to stay at the monastery.
2003-03-14 And a one and a two and a chicken on the head!
2003-03-14 Good morning.
2003-03-13 I was making final hotel reservations tonight
2003-03-13 Pleasant rituals.
2003-03-13 Rough week, glad it's over.
2003-03-14 Oh, the humiliation.
2003-03-13 Soooome people.
2003-03-12 Moody? Yes, I am. If you don't like it, go read something else.
2003-03-11 Holy Middle-Age Paunch, Batman!
2003-03-11 And now for something completely different
2003-03-11 Jai Guru Deva, Om...
2003-03-12 Sad relief.
2003-03-10 Ladies of dland...
2003-03-10 "Where did Fisherman Ned touch you, boys?"
2003-03-10 "Don't Lose Your Marbles!"
2003-03-11 Look out, I'm gonna blow...
2003-03-10 Family weirdness.
2003-03-10 "Turns to the audience"
2003-03-10 And now, some of the usual crap you come here for.
2003-03-10 Had enough of this yet?
2003-03-09 Baaah!
2003-03-09 Update.
2003-03-09 And speaking of sound,
2003-03-09 Description of sound
2003-03-09 A cold but beautiful day.
2003-03-09 Dreams
2003-03-08 Warning: self-pity ahead.
2003-03-08 Time for a trip to the local
2003-03-08 A beautiful day...
2003-03-08 You're invited!
2003-03-08 Shit.
2003-03-08 Blingity blah.
2003-03-07 It will be better for her soon.
2003-03-07 Hearing that nice Brighton accent last night...
2003-03-07 The City of Chicago
2003-03-07 Thank you, UN Security Council
2003-03-07 Do I even want to recount...
2003-03-07 In closing, I would just like to say that
2003-03-07 I also feel...
2003-03-07 I feel....
2003-03-06 Mighty Writey.
2003-03-05 Help me...
2003-03-05 Okay THIS makes me wish I had a TV...
2003-03-05 For those of you wondering what Frenchie looks like...
2003-03-05 Here I am now, entertain me.
2003-03-06 Job hazards.
2003-03-06 Ever get the feeling...
2003-03-06 I just had the most intense feeling of deja vu/premonition
2003-03-05 Oh, look!
2003-03-05 Scary animal figurines, anyone?
2003-03-05 Beautiful snowy city.
2003-03-04 Looks like I may be snowbound...
2003-03-03 Saucy Aussie.
2003-03-03 Ah, eet is Frenchie.
2003-03-03 Very cool link.
2003-03-04 I just ate another pickle.
2003-03-03 They enhance my sour personality!
2003-03-03 Rainbo a go-go.
2003-03-03 Horoscope.
2003-03-03 Don't anyone take this the wrong way now...
2003-03-02 Gourmet dining ala Lass
2003-03-02 May I be the first to wish everyone in Illinois...
2003-03-02 I need mashed potatoes with wheat germ
2003-03-02 Mystery aroma.
2003-03-02 Thank-you to Dallas
2003-03-02 Sad, sad, sad.
2003-03-02 Pickles and cheese.
2003-03-02 Q: What happens when you go to bed at 9:30pm?
2003-03-01 I am so, so tired.
2003-03-01 Tonight is one of those rare nights
2003-03-01 Turmoil.
2003-03-01 It was a mini-dland fest!
2003-03-01 What happens when you drink too much?
2003-02-28 Why I love RR#1.
2003-02-28 The slaw is the law.
2003-02-28 Rash attack!!
2003-02-28 Ick.
2003-02-27 Hmmm...
2003-02-27 $301.00 Roundtrip to Amsterdam!!!
2003-02-27 Shitty...
2003-02-28 I call bullshit.
2003-02-27 Farewell, neighbor.
2003-02-26 Owwwwww!
2003-02-26 I need to know:
2003-02-26 Would you like to be made ill??
2003-02-26 Sorry 'bout that lock-out.
2003-02-26 Lil' Richie Daley has been re-elected.
2003-02-26 My head hurts.
2003-02-25 what's up,
2003-02-25 Hey, cool!
2003-02-25 Have I ever mentioned...
2003-02-25 I have only planned one meal this week
2003-02-25 "I'm getting closer to my home..."
2003-02-25 And in closing,
2003-02-25 Note to Justin:
2003-02-25 Mental note:
2003-02-25 "All I need is this chair...and this paddle ball game...and..."
2003-02-25 Too much information.
2003-02-25 Oh baby I love your way.
2003-02-25 One last thing you should know about me:
2003-02-25 I'm freezing.
2003-02-24 A bunch MORE stuff everyone should know about me:
2003-02-24 One other thing everyone should know about me:
2003-02-24 One thing everyone should know about me:
2003-02-25 Ah, a visitor from the past...
2003-02-24 More helpful information.
2003-02-24 Can anyone tell me...
2003-02-23 I finally perused ready.gov and I have come to this conclusion:
2003-02-23 Mystery brother.
2003-02-23 Bobbie Gentry.
2003-02-21 Last entry 'til Sunday.
2003-02-20 Took out an entry...
2003-02-20 And for those of you wondering what Jozka has REALLY been up to lately...
2003-02-20 Post script:
2003-02-20 "Lady"
2003-02-20 Thrift store find of the day:
2003-02-20 Taunting Pigeon, Growling Kitty.
2003-02-20 I like spring. Especially when it comes in winter.
2003-02-20 I was going to complain...
2003-02-19 Are YOU ready??!!
2003-02-19 Take this job and shove it.
2003-02-19 I wish...I wish...
2003-02-19 I am a time-wasting slackass today.
2003-02-18 He likes big butts
2003-02-18 Ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww!
2003-02-18 Shut up.
2003-02-18 As the lovely "Nena" would say...
2003-02-18 YAY!
2003-02-18 Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp!
2003-02-18 My day so far:
2003-02-18 Too much monkey business...
2003-02-17 Ooh-wee!
2003-02-17 Craaaazy dreams last night
2003-02-16 And in further unrelated news...
2003-02-16 In unrelated news...
2003-02-16 Wistful me.
2003-02-16 Yes!
2003-02-15 Boo and Blah.
2003-02-15 For Maggie and RDG
2003-02-15 I should feel worse than this...
2003-02-15 Diaryland people are BAD.
2003-02-14 I can't make my eyes behave.
2003-02-14 Huh?
2003-02-14 I need a nap.
2003-02-14 Cellholes, meet the wrath of Rick.
2003-02-14 Before I nap...
2003-02-14 It's Me, the Crabapple of Love.
2003-02-14 Fuuuuuck.
2003-02-13 Gangbangers.
2003-02-13 Couldn't be more perfect, my faraway friend.
2003-02-13 Whilst seeking out an image of the man they call Wonka,
2003-02-13 "Who can take a rainbow...?"
2003-02-14 Monster truck madness
2003-02-14 Fie on the "day of love"
2003-02-12 Kid entry.
2003-02-12 As Johnny Cash once said...
2003-02-12 Q.: What's scarier than a clown?
2003-02-12 Yo dog! Dope teeth!
2003-02-12 In other news
2003-02-12 "Terrornoia"
2003-02-11 More news
2003-02-11 How comforting.
2003-02-11 "The day of love."
2003-02-10 Doll Man: Forgotten Superhero!
2003-02-10 This cracked me up.
2003-02-10 Cool website.
2003-02-10 Ranted, got it out of my system, locked it up.
2003-02-09 Someone asked me to define the term "prat".
2003-02-09 Oh, this album still takes my breath away.
2003-02-09 And now, today's lesson.
2003-02-09 But wait! There's more!
2003-02-09 Okay, that wasn't all.
2003-02-09 I am shitfaced drunk.
2003-02-08 One more show note:
2003-02-08 Car Talk.
2003-02-08 Luna postscript.
2003-02-08 I'm all Luna-fied.
2003-02-07 All this talk
2003-02-07 Why do I love the National Enquirer?
2003-02-07 Dear J. Crew,
2003-02-07 I have lots of errands to do today
2003-02-07 In other news of a social nature...
2003-02-07 For someone with no social life, I suddenly have a social life.
2003-02-06 And now, photobooth fun with Lass!
2003-02-06 My corkscrew.
2003-02-06 Neck rash
2003-02-06 Tonight is the one night I wish I had a tv
2003-02-06 Next winter, I'm going to hibernate.
2003-02-05 Cramps
2003-02-05 My cheap watch.
2003-02-06 Got pants.
2003-02-05 I need pants.
2003-02-04 "Well, we're big rock singers, we got golden fingers and we're loved everywhere we go..."
2003-02-04 May I be blunt?
2003-02-04 What a weird way to make a living...
2003-02-04 Just don't ask where they get 'em...
2003-02-04 A Day of Shocking News Items!!!
2003-02-03 Here ya go, Jason.
2003-02-03 Inadvertent find while searching Google:
2003-02-03 Experiments at Lass Labs
2003-02-04 All together now... "AWWWWW...."
2003-02-03 Oh no, you di-int.
2003-02-02 I hear the pictures of Margaret Mead are smokin'!!
2003-02-02 Won't you buy him, take him home and try him?
2003-02-02 Update on naked-except-for-his-tshirt-dude.
2003-02-02 Okay, show of hands --
2003-02-02 I rock, so very hard.
2003-02-02 Frenchie
2003-02-01 Watched some TV with 3rd floor hottie...
2003-02-01 Seven gone.
2003-02-01 Mission accomplished.
2003-01-30 Let me end the day with this:
2003-01-30 Other news of the day.
2003-01-30 Wishing I had said "Fuck you".
2003-01-29 Attention all units!
2003-01-29 My family.
2003-01-29 Recent Google hits
2003-01-29 A note from beyond.
2003-01-29 This is kind of old news
2003-01-28 New word.
2003-01-28 Chicago's Parking Scofflaws
2003-01-28 George W. Blah
2003-01-28 Frenchie update redux
2003-01-28 Re-link.
2003-01-29 Frenchie update
2003-01-29 Seen on the Edens
2003-01-27 Potty mouth.
2003-01-27 Headache haiku
2003-01-27 This is the last one, I promise.
2003-01-27 Sept. 11/War Dream??
2003-01-26 Sunday is funday!
2003-01-25 Kogepan!
2003-01-25 Another dland meeting.
2003-01-25 Dear SBC Ameritech,
2003-01-25 I can't sew.
2003-01-25 Oooh, Peapod....
2003-01-24 My choices for the evening:
2003-01-24 Calling all Chicago-area penises:
2003-01-24 The National Park Service
2003-01-24 Dream Analysis
2003-01-24 Yo-del-ay-hee-hoo!
2003-01-24 Random weirdness.
2003-01-24 I have more to write about today.
2003-01-24 Crazy Dreams
2003-01-23 My car won't start.
2003-01-22 Words of wisdom from my faraway friend:
2003-01-23 That rare thing...
2003-01-23 Diaryland is eating my entries.
2003-01-22 Mmmmm....Mead.....
2003-01-21 Oh for crying out loud.
2003-01-21 If you don't like this band, you can't be my friend.
2003-01-21 Did I mention I work with kids?
2003-01-21 I wish it would get a little colder...
2003-01-20 Hahahahaha! And furthermore, ha!
2003-01-20 Someone better have a pony in their mailbox at work tomorrow.
2003-01-20 Dinner Haiku.
2003-01-20 Attention Citizens:
2003-01-21 Who can turn the world on with her smile?
2003-01-21 Jungle love
2003-01-19 Ooh! Ooh!
2003-01-19 Have I slept enough this weekend?
2003-01-19 I WANT THIS KNOWN.
2003-01-19 And on the seventh day, I rested some more.
2003-01-18 Oh no, he don't.
2003-01-18 I like frequent visits and
2003-01-18 I have a reader...
2003-01-18 I am still hacking...
2003-01-18 Beware, ladies...
2003-01-18 snow-tards.
2003-01-17 i think tonight's the night
2003-01-17 what do i need?
2003-01-17 p.s. the macaroni and cheese was goooood.
2003-01-16 someone asked me for dating advice tonight
2003-01-16 i was going to write a long entry but...
2003-01-16 definition.
2003-01-16 an entry from my 4th grade diary
2003-01-16 dear dinner guest,
2003-01-15 thanks, fred!
2003-01-15 my heaaaaaddddd huuuuuurrrtttssss
2003-01-16 people should not steal ponies out of other people's mail.
2003-01-16 okay, so trying to work wasn't such a good idea
2003-01-15 none the worse for wear.
2003-01-14 honest to god. i think this guy was sexy.
2003-01-14 I'm alive! Bwahahahahahaaaa!
2003-01-12 i think it's time to disappear
2003-01-12 my day.
2003-01-12 will i run a joke into the ground?
2003-01-12 public service announcement:
2003-01-12 okay, enough hand-wringing entries. back to the important stuff.
2003-01-12 feeling completely insane? why yes, yes i am. thanks for asking.
2003-01-12 i had a quinn-martin production dream last night
2003-01-11 truly uninteresting bit of trivia.
2003-01-11 i had to delete two entries just now
2003-01-11 bath, nap, dinner, another bath, another nap
2003-01-11 saturday juncture
2003-01-11 roosevelt road: the land that time forgot
2003-01-10 what a proud, proud moment...
2003-01-10 i just got the best phone message ever.
2003-01-10 when i say bastard, i mean hottie.
2003-01-10 falling away.
2003-01-10 people get up waaaay too early in this house.
2003-01-09 "theme" restaurants
2003-01-09 distract me.
2003-01-09 dreams
2003-01-09 i went to bed at 8:30
2003-01-08 unnecessarily graphic update:
2003-01-08 "you make me we-e-eep..."
2003-01-08 writing letters.
2003-01-08 morbid? me?
2003-01-08 how do you tell someone yes, i need you
2003-01-08 dr. hottie
2003-01-08 one more cup of coffee 'fore i go to the valley below...
2003-01-08 another loser in the google sweepstakes.
2003-01-08 "it's a groovy situation"
2003-01-08 times have changed.
2003-01-08 meeting the surgeon today at 1:45
2003-01-08 my night.
2003-01-07 headache.
2003-01-07 i have some nice friends whom i have never met.
2003-01-07 tissue-san!
2003-01-06 i thought i'd be up all night
2003-01-06 could my emotions be any more volatile?
2003-01-06 massive headache.
2003-01-07 doctor, doctor gimme the news...
2003-01-06 "i am going to alaska
2003-01-06 overalls and curlers.
2003-01-06 who knew?
2003-01-06 oh and did i mention?
2003-01-06 ah, the drunken self-pitying entries
2003-01-06 blah. and might i add, blah blah.
2003-01-06 the un-me me.
2003-01-05 "i think you're just always afraid."
2003-01-05 hardrock, coco and joe
2003-01-05 and now...
2003-01-05 my brief foray out last night
2003-01-04 oh dear god
2003-01-04 okay, i took the big bold step
2003-01-04 jozka haiku
2003-01-04 yuckkkkkkk.
2003-01-04 the dipshit downstairs
2003-01-03 why do i even bother???!!!
2003-01-03 and while we're out...
2003-01-03 i am going out for ONE hour only.
2003-01-03 oi! oi!
2003-01-03 friends are calling
2003-01-03 fun fact:
2003-01-03 waaah.
2003-01-03 where is my friend?
2003-01-03 of a like mind.
2003-01-03 *shakes fist*
2003-01-03 my life has changed, and i am in love.
2003-01-03 ewww.
2003-01-03 i am most ill
2003-01-03 is it just me...
2003-01-03 simple discovery.
2003-01-03 foggy.
2003-01-03 ill.
2003-01-02 my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2003-01-02 new year, new template
2003-01-02 naps are good.
2003-01-02 forgot to mention
2003-01-02 for your information:
2003-01-02 man, oh man...
2003-01-02 baby, when i think about you, i think about loooove...
2003-01-02 i!feel!like!
2003-01-02 i have a ton of stuff to get done today
2003-01-02 a call from dave
2003-01-01 a new culinary low
2003-01-01 haaack.
2003-01-01 ahahahahahaaaa!
2003-01-01 two-ought-ought-three
2002-08-27 found it.
2002-08-22 aaargh.