oh creepy guy in the parking lot
eyeballing me and mumbling as i get out of my car
licking your lips as you move in my direction
approach me not...
for i am watching you and should you come too near
i would gladly toss my overpriced cup of scalding hot coffee in your face.
back away, yea, back away i say
lest i run you over as you attempt to open my car door.
ah, city livin'....