it's too fucking hot
want to kill you all right now
drunk,slumming frat boys
this haiku is dedicated to the assholes who are attending the street fair in my neighborhood this weekend, a group of whom shouted "show us your tits" at me and my 15 year old niece as we passed them on the sidewalk. this fine festival is being hosted by the city of chicago and was planned and executed without any input from actual neighborhood businesses or residents.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr