got up and dressed. feeling relaxed and looking forward to early morning yoga. as i approached my car, noticed skanky guy standing at the passsenger side door. yelled to him from corner "that's my car, asshole". skanky guy steps back with slimjim* in his hand, looks at me and says "it's too hard to get into anyway" smiles at me and walks away. oh how i love living in the city.
*a slimjim is a long, flat piece of metal with a notch at the end that is used by thieves to unlock car doors. it is also a disgusting meat snack, but in this instance i am referring to the former.