1. 3rd floor hottie remains hot, but his tendency to dress like a frat boy is not hot.
2. today i woke up, put on an old pair of pants, realized the zipper was broken and wore them anyway (with a long shirt that covered the zip area).
3. a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.
4. if i were any more irritated my latest freelance client, my head would explode.
5. i am a melancholy baby tonight.