let me count the ways...

in theory, you hired me because i come highly recommended, my work is known for getting results (especially in your particular field) and i know what the hell i'm doing. so really mr. client, don't turn this into some kind of weird pissing match where you, under-educated and insecure thing that you are, second-guess everything i am doing because i will happily turn in what i've done so far and bid you a fond farewell.

thisaway - thataway