"neil t. got in big trouble yesterday because he told a dirty joke to me and jill and miss brandt heard him. the joke was this: what does raquel welch say when she looks in the mirror? i love my mounds*. i thought it was dum but jill laughed. she likes neil. in girl scouts we are making ornaments for christmas. they are so stupid looking. i have to go now because the sonny and cher show is coming on."
*in the late sixties there was an ad campaign for mounds candy bars that featured the line "i love my mounds", hence the joke.
"where are they now" update: neil t. went from telling dirty jokes in 4th grade to committing an armed robbery in 12th grade. i heard a few years ago that he had died in a car crash.
jill joined a fundamentalist christian church in college and as far as i know is living somewhere in pennsylvania, speaking in tongues.