I am typing this while dodging a humongous battery-operated monster truck. It's too cold today to use it outside so we're in the basement. The truck has already taken out a drying rack and dented the dryer. Today's fatality total: one leg of the utility sink and a plastic bowling pin. This is one of the rare instances when I can say "if it were my kid"...this thing would be in the garbage.

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