Today at Leo's a trio of people came in - two of them were yapping on cell phones as they sat down. One hung up but the other kept chatting away, loudly, about the HILARIOUS Leonard DiCaprio valentine he had received via email, a tshirt he was designing, the color of his vomit after drinking the night before (I wish I was kidding).
Leo's is a very small place and there was no way to avoid this dumbass and his conversation. Luckily, Rick "I take no shit" M. was working today. He ignored the table completely until one of the trio walked over to the counter and said "Could we get some service?" To which Rick replied, "Sure, as soon as that asshole you're with stops annoying my customers with his cell phone conversation."