If your car is being booted by two beefy City of Chicago dudes, do not come out of your house screaming obscenities. Further, do not attempt to get into the car and drive away. For if you do either of these things, three squad cars will swiftly arrive and you will be slammed across the hood of your car by the men in blue while the beefy dudes blithely continue to boot it.

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