A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"
A font walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "We don't serve your type."
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Wally?"
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a-salted.