I was out shopping for a bday gift for my nephew and I overheard the following conversation between a couple:
Man: (holding up a pair of Sponge Bob boxer shorts) "What do you think of these?"
Woman: "They're stupid."
Man: "Well I'm getting them anyway. What's your problem today anyhow?"
Woman: (in an annoyed tone) "Well, for one thing, I can't believe your father hasn't come over to see our landscaping yet."
What the....?