1. I am addicted to crossword puzzles. I currently have two NY Times Omnibus collections at my bedside. (Which is good because doing crossword puzzles is about all that goes on in my bed these days...*sob*)
2. I am very good at crossword puzzles and will kick the ass of any who dares to challenge me in the crossword arena.
3. I had a stalker once. He was in a wheelchair. I shit you not.
4. Lately I've been trying to work the phrase "I shit you not" into everything I write. Why? Because I am easily amused.
5. Every day I wrestle with whether or not I want to continue writing, then I start writing about that and before I know it the evil writing demon has taken over my soul once again. Stupid demon.
6. My first grade teacher instilled a lifelong fear of bees into me by telling me the reason I got stung on the playground is because bees like red hair.
7. Don't get me started on the whole red hair thing again.
8. Dead-guy crushes: Bob Mitchum, Peter Sellers, Jimmy Stewart.
9. Living-guy crushes: None. Just insanely in love with someone I may never see again. Nothing to worry about though. Really. I'll be fine, I'm sure. Uh huh...
10. You have no idea how strongly I wish #9 was a joke.