J: "You can't just stay in and be miserable. Go out."
Me: "I'm not in the mood to be personable."
J: "Then go and be an obnoxious bitch. I'm sure it will amuse K."
Me: "Now you're talking."
J: "I think you're depressed."
Me: "I know I am. It'll pass."
J: "Well, if it doesn't pass soon I'm gonna come up there and go Nurse Ratched on your ass."