If I see the term "Perfect for Dads and Grads" one more time, I may vomit. Is there really one gift out there that would be perfect for both my straight-A's, top of her class 17-year-old niece and my alcoholic, incoherent most of the time 72-year-old dad? And if so, does that mean I send him the Benjamins or her the case of sardines??? I am so confused.

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