1. I think Martha Stewart is being railroaded. This does not take away from her inherent heinousness but I do kinda feel sorry for her.
2. For reasons I would rather not reveal here, the song "Purple Rain" makes me cry.
3. There are many things in this world I will never understand. Among them: the continued popularity of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
4. Is my hair curled? Am I wearing makeup? Well, then I must be on my way to a wedding or a funeral.
5. I am currently writing an inspirational book entitled "Everything I Need to Live I Get at Target".
6. Tony Bennett is an old man in a toupee and I would do him in two seconds. Major crush.
7. Cereal is my favorite all-purpose food.
8. When I was in high school, my goal was to move to New York City and become a great actress.
9. Hahahahahahahahhaaa!
10. I don't have to work today. You probably do. Sucker.