The friend who punched her husband did so after he informed her he's fucking* their 19-year-old babysitter. Which makes me wonder why she didn't follow up with a knee to the groin.
*I first wrote "sleeping with" but that never seems to be an accurate description in such circumstances.
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I still have half a piece of cherry pie.
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Something very strange and exciting is in the air for me but you wouldn't believe it if I told you...I am having trouble believing it myself. This could be an interesting night.
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And I still have pie!
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Woo-hoo!!