For neglecting to deliver the mail yet again. Not a scrap, not a flyer, not a postcard not a single sheet of mail did you bring to my building...
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Do you bring me unwanted junk? Yes, yes, you do...the bills, the IRS notices, the magazines, the 25 Pottery Barn catalogs per month...but why, why do you fail me just when there is mail I am actually desirous of receiving?
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I'll tell you why.
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Because you suck ass.
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