4-year-old charge J. ran up to me a minute ago and held his hand out to me...
J.: Lo-wah, I have something for you.
Me: Oh! What is it?
J.: (opens his hand) Here, it's a ring!
Me: Oh, J, thank you! It's so cool!
J.: Yeah, but we aren't getting married.
Me: Well, okay.
J.: But you can have it.
Me: I will wear it all day.
J.: Okay.