I am SO nervous. I was fine until I started packing...
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My face is breaking out!! Where the hell did this come from? I would like to think it lends a youthful air to my appearance but it just looks ridiculous.
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Do I pack the hoochie top or no? What kind of pj's? Am I trying to be sexy or should I just take the usual slobby stuff I wear and hope it's charming?
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And...and..I've got a Charlie Brown-sized stomach ache...
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Yet despite all this, I know that I am walking into the surest thing that has ever come along. I think. I hope so. I mean...
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Oh god. Sedate me. Now.
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