It blows in ways oh-so-mighty.
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For one thing, I'm like a speed freak when I'm in that place because I'm not used to having to sit still for long periods of time anymore. And the work is so mind-numbing...The literature I am given to "fix" is so poorly written that I frequently find myself stifling laughter. And it's impossible to "fix" these things without completely re-writing them, thereby insulting the authors. Not that I give a shit...and not that they should because I am only there temporarily...but still.
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You wouldn't think by my lazy-ass writing style here that anyone in their right mind would pay me to write anything, would you? Hey, this is my playground, people...where I can let my grammatical hair down...
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Yeah, that's it.
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Can I leave for the airport now?
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And do I really have to come back?
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Because I already know I don't want to.
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