Is a bowl of mashed potatoes a healthy dinner?
At my house it is.
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Should the Cubs lose quickly so that my evening commute time isn't once again tripled by their fans?
Yes, dear God in heaven, yes.
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Should they also lose quickly so I don't have to hear the guys next door screaming as if someone were killing them every time the Cubs blow a play?
Yes, or I will have to go over and actually kill them. (I may do this anyway for unrelated reasons, not the least of which is their tendency to play Bob Seger with alarming frequency...)
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Did I get the best phone call ever?
Yes I did.
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Don't you wish you knew what it was about?
Yes you do.
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It was about five minutes long.
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Ahahahahaha. I kill me.
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