Want to surprise your loved one with an ACTUAL PHONE CALL from a bottom-of-the-barrel "celebrity"?? Imagine Mom's surprise when she gets a lovingly-crooned "Happy Birthday" from Kato Kaelin... Or the confused look on Grandpop's face when he picks up the phone and hears former soft-drink pitchman David Naughton belting out "I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper..."?
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Good God almighty what a weird land we inhabit.
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Oh, and I found this link while reading THIS SAD NEWS. Hey hey hey, Rerun!