**Now with annoying over-linked-action!!!
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Do I care whether Bonnie Prince Charlie has buggered a footman or two? No, I do not.
Do I care to hear my neighbor's bad taste in music? No, I do not.
Do I care to eat another Tootsie Roll? Yes, I do.
Do I care to see any more whoring out of his daughter's tragedy by creepy Ed Smart? Dear god, no.
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Okay, that was just too tiring.
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