Among the jobs I saw listed today for which I will NOT be applying:
Brick Tester: A job title that begs the question --Why must bricks be tested? And is brick testing really so tricky that it requires some kind of specialist?
Pants Presser: I have pressed many a pair of pants, oh yes I have. I've even ironed some, too. Haw haw.
Junior Psychologist: I think I'm too old to be a "junior" anything. Oh, and the "crazy" thing would probably disqualify me anyway...
Wet Sales: I was afraid to read past the header on this ad.
...and a position with a place called "Girling Health Care", which I misread as "Girly Health Care".