A certain smartassed friend of mine in Dallas (Hi, J!) sent me a "Welcome to Texas" kit as part of my Christmas gift. Among the items was a catalog for this fine establishment. I've looked through the whole catalog and while I can appreciate certain uses for items like these, I fail to forsee any personal need for other items like these. (Although who knows when, as the copy says, you might need the upper hand in a "rumble".)
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And while I do like to go camping, I can't imagine toting this along. I assume the weight limit refers to the weight of the person sitting on this thing because any other thought is just too scary...
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I appreciate your thoughtfulness, hon, but I'm not moving to Texas. I'm moving to Austin.
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