I got this call yesterday.
Me: Hello?
Younger charge: Hi, Lowah!
Me: Hey, Jakey!
Younger charge: I made something really cool in art today and I'm sending it to you...it's...it's one of those round things...sorta like a map but not a map.
Me: Is it a globe?
Younger charge: Yeah! A globe! But it doesn't have all the countries because I made Israel too big.
Me: I bet it looks really cool!
Younger charge: Well, I'm sending it to you. And today we're going sledding AND we get to have hot chocolate!
Me: Sounds like fun!
Younger charge: Okay, bye!
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