Money S. and me spent on laundry: $6.00
Money S. and me spent playing Addams Family pinball at laundromat: $8.00
Number of Happy Bunny stickers purchased at laundromat: One.
Number of ice-cream cones consumed while waiting for laundry to finish: One each.
Number of margaritas consumed during after-laundry booze and snack stop: Two.
Number of fire ants that bit my leg last night: One.
Amount I was grossed out by finding a fire ant in the bed: A lot.
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