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(Admit it, you thought that said "penis".)
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I buy a lot of pens. It's sort of an obsessive problem with me. Any time I go to Office Depot for say...printer ink or paper, I always find myself in the pen aisle. Drawn like a lush to the bar...I usually come home with at least two new packs of pens.
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This is my new favorite pen. It's made by Sanford, the company that also makes my other favorite pen, the Sharpie.
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My first pen love, however, is the lowly Bic Cristal which has provided me with years of smooth writing and tasty cap-chewing.
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Okay, I really need to do something productive with my day.
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