Waffle House Weenie. [ 2004-05-21, 11:24 p.m. ]

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S. and I decided to dine in style at the new Waffle House here in Austin. The waitresses and patrons were about what you would expect but the place was way too clean and the fluorescent lights weren't flickering. Given a few months, I think they can bring it down to typical Waffle House standards.

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While we were dining, a guy and his date came in and sat at the counter. The guy whipped out a cell phone and proceeded to have a long conversation with someone that boiled down to "I'm so cool!!! I'm eating at a Waffle House!!!" After he hung up, he expounded to his date about how hip they were because they were eating at the Waffle House and how she was the first person he told about the new Waffle House being open and isn't it so cool??!! I can only hope that someone behind the counter spat in his food.

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On the way home, S. and I formulated the plot for a movie called "The Fuckening" (and its sequel, "Fuckening II: The Re-Fuckening"). Both will involve a lot of fuckening.

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