Bar notes. [ 2004-11-20, 9:02 a.m. ] |
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~~~ If you are a woman, and your ass is so precious that you can't sit it down on the toilet seat in a bar, at least have the courtesy to wipe up the results. Seriously. ~~~ If you are a man, a really bad way to get my attention is by touching me. Specifically, grabbing my arm and shouting, "HI THERE" in my face. Because the only response you're going to get is me shouting "HI THERE" back, as loudly and as sarcastically as I can. Or a punch in the face. ~~~ And finally, if you are me, you are no longer capable of drinking more than a couple of beers without getting a horrible hangover. Remember this next time, stupid. ~~~
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