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The charge (T.) and I were waiting for the train at Zilker Park today when some little hellion came up and, for absolutely no reason, pushed T. hard. T. stood there for a minute with a quivering lip, then looked the other kid in the eye and said, "You were WRONG with me."
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I am now developing a screenplay starring an intensely bright two-year-old with telekinetic powers. If anyone pisses him off, he stares at them and says "You were WRONG with me", after which the offenders spontaneously combust.
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Don't any of you go stealin' my million dollar idea.
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