...or was that "threatened"? Either way, you aren't gettin' 'em tonight.
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What do you get? A story about receiving a course catalog in the mail today from the Austin Independent School District. A catalog that included the following course:
Estate Planning for Your Pets [360012]
You may wonder what you would do without your pet, but what would your pet do without you? Your pet is an integral and loving member of your family, but many animals outlive their owners. It is vital that you plan for your pet�s welfare after you are gone. Under Texas law, your pet is a personal possession and could be distributed or sold with your other belongings. This course will teach you about Pet Trusts, which set rules and guidelines for the care of animals. Following the seminar, attendees will have the opportunity to schedule a complimentary private consultation with one of the attorneys.
Wednesday, 6:30 PM - 8:30 PM; 1 session on April 26, 2006
Cost $15, Materials Fee $0
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I'm tempted to attend this class to see what kind of complete idiots would set up trust funds for their pets. And of course write a rude article about them later.
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Quick, someone dare me.
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