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I was perusing the Austin Chronicle today and noticed an ad for THIS PLACE. What caught my eye (besides the general grossness of the topic at hand) was their offer to "reconstruct the hymen".
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I really don't miss my hymen but it's so good to know that THOSE WHO DO can get it back, surgically.
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There's a lot that could be said about the idiocy of this but I think I can speak for most of us with a simple what.the.fuck?
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