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For you have diverted me from my grief with what is possibly the SORRIEST SHOW ever presented over your airwaves. Tonight's highlight (for me, anyway) was a duet between what appeared to be the resurrected corpse of Kenny Loggins and the altered-by-plastic-surgery Xena, Warrior Princess. You can't buy entertainment like this. But if you could, I would pay five...no, make that a cool ten dollars to see it. Oh yes, I would.
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