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2005-12-24 Holiday Greetings from Chicago. 2005-12-21 Ass bowl. 2005-12-20 On the fly. 2005-12-16 All hands on deck! 2005-12-12 Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery... 2005-12-10 Rest in Peace, Sir. 2005-12-08 The numbers speak for themselves. 2005-12-07 Ice, ice baby. 2005-12-04 Persimmons. 2005-12-03 It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas... 2005-12-01 Do you have any right-wing nutjobs on your holiday list? 2005-11-30 Call me Ayn Random. 2005-11-29 Wery, wery Super Scarry. 2005-11-28 Last words. 2005-11-27 Thanks for nothing. 2005-11-22 What the hell did I eat last night? 2005-11-20 RIP Link Wray. 2005-11-20 A day of rest. Or as I like to call it, the Day I Go To Target. 2005-11-18 Such a cold fingahhhh.... 2005-11-14 Conversation with the charge. 2005-11-13 How low can you go? 2005-11-12 "You're out there walkin' on a highway and all the signs have been blown away..." 2005-11-10 Inarticulate 2005-11-10 So anyway... 2005-11-06 Congratulations.... 2005-11-02 M to the Mama. 2005-10-30 They came, they saw, they left. 2005-10-24 Sad news. 2005-10-22 Friday In The Park With Moms 2005-10-15 Weekend. 2005-10-13 Un-hand my foot! 2005-10-10 Blah blah flu blah blah. 2005-10-07 Mistakes are made... 2005-10-05 My heart is beating fast... 2005-10-02 It's a modern world. 2005-10-01 What the...? 2005-09-29 Hey, Laaaaaady! 2005-09-27 Texas, you suck at Fall. 2005-09-26 Dreamy dreams. 2005-09-25 Yo, Diaryland. 2005-09-17 - 2005-08-22 Come to where the flavor is... 2005-07-21 - 2005-07-20 Yo, dogs. 2005-06-29 - 2005-06-04 See ya later, d-land. 2005-06-02 Things that suck donkey dick. 2005-05-31 Weird link to a weird guy. 2005-05-27 Flying standby to Chicago on Memorial Day weekend. 2005-05-23 My eyes hurt. 2005-05-22 It's been a while since I posted a scary doll picture. 2005-05-22 Sunday morning coming down. 2005-05-21 Latest happenings. 2005-05-17 Looking for some new music recommendations? 2005-05-11 Favorite link of the week. 2005-05-10 Instilling hatred in children should be prosecutable. 2005-05-08 So you want to send Dave Letterman a birthday card... 2005-05-07 Oil ch-ch-ch-ch-change. 2005-05-04 Make it simple to last your whole life long. 2005-05-02 Bookish? 2005-05-01 More trivialities. 2005-04-27 If I went around shooting everyone who gives me the creeps, it would be a lonely planet, indeed. 2005-04-23 Ahahahahahaaaaaah! 2005-04-23 Useless information supposed to fire your imagination. 2005-04-20 This. Oh, and that. And that other thing. 2005-04-19 Turn around, Bright Eyes. 2005-04-17 Honeymoon Photo Phun 2005-04-17 Honeymoon 2005-04-17 Pic-to-rama! 2005-04-14 Pictures and further tales of the wedding coming soon. 2005-04-11 Lynda! Barry! Is! Coming! To! Austin! 2005-04-09 Let them sing it for you. 2005-04-09 Nice digs. 2005-04-07 Okay, so where were we... 2005-04-06 Thanks for nothing. 2005-04-06 The Decline of Western Civilization, Part 3 2005-04-01 Pissed Off. 2005-03-24 Eye of the Storm 2005-03-24 Hmmm... 2005-03-22 I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so... 2005-03-18 Tiiiimmmmbbbeeeerrr! 2005-03-17 If... 2005-03-16 Hooray! 2005-03-15 Judy is a punk, Jackie is a runt... 2005-03-13 Way to blaspheme, honey. 2005-03-13 Printemps. 2005-03-08 Note to self: Avoid zoos in Japan. 2005-03-07 Wedding update 2005-03-05 Ephemera and a picture. 2005-03-05 Someone got paid a lot of money to title this show. 2005-03-05 I could use a little getaway. 2005-03-05 "I'm just funny that way..." 2005-03-04 An exchange with the charge. 2005-03-01 Thanks, T. 2005-02-21 Ass-sucky. 2005-02-21 Somehow, I picture him tossing a few back with Warren Zevon. 2005-02-15 Good lord, what an unattractive woman. 2005-02-13 Here comes the motherfucking bride. 2005-02-03 The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of cake and stuff. 2005-02-02 Shower, sickness and a meme. 2005-01-23 All hail the King! 2005-01-20 "It's not just registering, it's ugly gift prevention." 2005-01-20 God damn you, Diaryland servers. 2005-01-15 It's gonna take an ocean of calamine lotion... 2005-01-11 Plow disk cookin' apparatus. 2005-01-08 Wedding stuff. 2005-01-07 Two ought ought five. 2005-01-07 Some recent gifts. 2005-01-06 Stay tuned. 2004-12-31 Mannequin update. 2004-12-29 Musings of two sick minds. 2004-12-27 Home again, home again jiggity jig. 2004-12-25 Merry Kringle. 2004-12-23 Notes on the trip. 2004-12-20 Chapter Five: In which I am freezing my ass off. 2004-12-16 Good god. 2004-12-15 A hearty holiday FUCK YOU to... 2004-12-12 Say hi! 2004-12-09 You tell 'em, T. 2004-12-07 Outta my head I sang... 2004-12-05 Salad Boat. 2004-12-02 This is a game called "Walking with a two-year-old." 2004-12-02 Everybody was kung fu fightin' 2004-12-01 Rest in peace, Casperillo. 2004-11-28 Lass, Lass Most Fat-Assed, How Does Your Garden Grow? 2004-11-28 Fall Into The Gap, Earthlings. 2004-11-21 More of the disjointed randomness you've come to expect. 2004-11-20 Bar notes. 2004-11-18 Oh, it's nothing. 2004-11-15 Happy Mondays. 2004-11-13 Big-ass mannequins. 2004-11-12 Blah. Blecch, even. 2004-11-11 Don't Tell ME I Need A Hobby... 2004-11-10 Wurstfest!! 2004-11-10 I am a camera. 2004-11-09 Happy Birthday to me! 2004-11-08 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... 2004-11-06 "Speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking , speaking in code!" 2004-11-05 My God, how did I get here? 2004-11-03 Makes me wanna holler, throw up both my hands. 2004-10-31 BOO! 2004-10-29 For Miss Myra Lee 2004-10-27 For your listening pleasure... 2004-10-26 Lemme see my notes... 2004-10-21 Over by Chicago 2004-10-19 Riot in the crib! 2004-10-18 How the HELL did I miss the casting call for this?! 2004-10-18 "Inner Space Cavernnnnnnn!" 2004-10-10 Russian Candy 2004-10-07 Public Domain 2004-09-28 Lock Down. 2004-09-28 Oh, the volumes I could speak... 2004-09-26 Various and sundry... 2004-09-24 Rest in Peace, Old Timer. 2004-09-21 Thank god for the "Patriot Act"!!!!! 2004-09-21 So.... 2004-09-20 Fuck you, Monday morning. 2004-09-16 No, no and no. 2004-09-13 I am slothful. 2004-09-11 Want to hang out with unattractive naked people? 2004-09-08 Purty. 2004-09-05 This is more urgent than a Nigerian email. 2004-08-31 Aw, this is so sweet of them! 2004-08-27 Looking for a wedding photographer. 2004-08-24 Darrin, Party of Stevens... 2004-08-23 In cars. 2004-08-19 All better. 2004-08-18 Got the fever. 2004-08-16 Single? 2004-08-13 Friday at last. 2004-08-12 If anyone wants to get me an early birthday present... 2004-08-10 Hopefully, it won't come to this. 2004-08-10 Yo, mama(s). 2004-08-08 Ooooohhh weeee! 2004-08-05 Follow up to yesterday's entry. 2004-08-04 Bloody Feminists. 2004-08-02 Update 2004-08-02 Miss Alainyus 2004-07-30 Yesterday can stay gone. 2004-07-29 An open letter to the person who iced the cake that was my shitty day. 2004-07-29 Shaken, not stirred. 2004-07-28 Wishing... 2004-07-27 The other, other anniversary. 2004-07-22 Chapter Twenty Five: I Am Tired. 2004-07-20 Yo, Jozka. 2004-07-19 Observed. 2004-07-18 Business in the front, party in the back 2004-07-16 Appropos, misspelling and all. 2004-07-16 Move it. 2004-07-14 There are some very cool people out there in Diaryland. 2004-07-12 Cake Toppers! 2004-07-11 Another Reason to Love the Internet 2004-07-07 I can't tell you where this place is because it's for sale and S. and I are buying it. 2004-07-07 Thumpin' 2004-07-05 It's the end of the world as we know it... 2004-07-05 Ew. 2004-07-01 The visitors. 2004-06-30 Wedding Belle 2004-06-29 Shepherding. 2004-06-25 Vacation 2004-06-23 Your (Ex-) Squaw Is On The Warpath Tonight. 2004-06-22 Obvious News. 2004-06-21 Weekend in review. 2004-06-20 Eight years... 2004-06-16 Today is Wednesday... 2004-06-13 Weekend-end. 2004-06-09 Perhaps the only reason to ever visit Elkhart, Indiana 2004-06-09 Aiiiyyyeeeeeee! 2004-06-08 Stuff. 2004-06-07 Dang. 2004-06-06 Here's to good friends... 2004-06-03 Rules of Engagement 2004-05-31 So... 2004-05-30 Tasty. 2004-05-28 Friday in my day. 2004-05-26 Gettin' Quizzy Wid It. 2004-05-24 Good day. 2004-05-24 Know this. 2004-05-23 Really uninteresting shit about Austin and some random stuff. 2004-05-21 Waffle House Weenie. 2004-05-20 Thursday blues. 2004-05-18 Fingered by his own finger. 2004-05-18 Day is Done. 2004-05-18 I'm not in Kansas anymore. 2004-05-18 First day. 2004-05-17 Hear my silent scream. 2004-05-15 Celebrate! 2004-05-14 Yay ! 2004-05-13 I am a happy Lass. 2004-05-11 We got all nature-y and stuff. 2004-05-09 Happy Mother's Day 2004-05-09 Observed. 2004-05-08 Music for kids 2004-05-08 Thank you Lone Star, for the fucked- up dreams. 2004-05-07 Trouble in the animal kingdom. 2004-05-06 Attention travelers... 2004-05-06 Stuck. 2004-05-04 True Confession. 2004-05-04 "I wanna tell you about my hometown..." 2004-05-04 I have only one question... 2004-05-01 On the fly. 2004-04-30 Go Speed Racer, Go! 2004-04-30 "'Cause I am your ladyfriend...and you are my manfriend..." 2004-04-29 In praise of pens. 2004-04-28 Lunch, anyone? 2004-04-27 It's a page about nothing! 2004-04-26 Scattered thoughts. 2004-04-24 Yo, RS... 2004-04-24 Poodle Paneer 2004-04-23 Dreams and Randomness. 2004-04-21 Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee 2004-04-19 Job accepted. 2004-04-19 Gruene-er Pastures 2004-04-17 Love In the Time of Gun-toting Dumbasses 2004-04-17 Attention Baby Owners 2004-04-16 Chapter 564: In which I drink too much and have my first trip to a Sonic drive-in. 2004-04-15 Yay! 2004-04-15 Wildlife fun with Lass. 2004-04-14 Google hit of the month! 2004-04-14 Don't you want me, baby? 2004-04-13 Random Ramble. 2004-04-09 And a happy good morning to you... 2004-04-08 My day... 2004-04-06 Of phone calls and Wal-Mart. 2004-04-06 Linky. 2004-04-04 Sip and swallow(s). 2004-04-03 Oh, Miss Stuuummmbbllles.... 2004-04-02 A big Lass FUCK YOU to... 2004-03-31 The doghouse. 2004-03-30 Photo phun, redux-redux. 2004-03-27 I don't want to sound callous about this, but... 2004-03-27 Are you a boy or are you a girl? 2004-03-26 Heebie Jeebies 2004-03-26 Heebie Jeebies 2004-03-24 Remember that X-Files episode about the serial killer who loved women's hair? 2004-03-22 Weekend highlights. 2004-03-20 My friend Matthew. 2004-03-19 One more time-waster for you today. 2004-03-19 Internet fun! 2004-03-19 What makes this country great? 2004-03-19 The bridges of Lass' troubled psyche. 2004-03-18 Oh yeah? 2004-03-18 Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine... 2004-03-18 Do you like peanuts? 2004-03-18 More randomosity. 2004-03-17 Dear Friend, 2004-03-17 Bad news from the rock world. 2004-03-17 It's an all new you!! 2004-03-16 Runaround. 2004-03-15 Every child's worst nightmare. 2004-03-12 Last night's damages. 2004-03-11 Anniversary. 2004-03-10 Randomosity. 2004-03-09 Blah. And might I add, blah. 2004-03-06 Feeling better. 2004-03-05 Here's a tip: 2004-03-05 Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe and to love you. 2004-03-05 Veiled. 2004-03-04 Way to whore out people's pain, George. 2004-03-04 FIRE ANTS MUST DIE!!! 2004-03-02 Welcome to Stepford. 2004-03-01 Travels, travails, trivialities. 2004-02-28 Random, mostly Austin-related crap. 2004-02-27 Neeiiiighhhh! 2004-02-26 Who else does this? 2004-02-25 So... 2004-02-25 My head hurts. 2004-02-24 People of Earth, Hear Me! 2004-02-20 Thank you, Isamu Taniguchi. 2004-02-20 Baby, she can drive your car. 2004-02-19 Ode Upon Peter Pan Golf 2004-02-19 Photo Phun. 2004-02-19 S. and I had our portraits painted. 2004-02-19 I..just..go..beserk! 2004-02-18 Yippie! 2004-02-17 Weekend notes. 2004-02-15 Are you Catholic? 2004-02-14 Hey S.! 2004-02-14 Why? 2004-02-13 Yeah, like these guys are in ANY danger of getting some. 2004-02-13 Phone call. 2004-02-13 What the....??? 2004-02-12 Bad and Good 2004-02-12 Tick Food! 2004-02-11 Trees are wood! 2004-02-10 Ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww! 2004-02-09 Frustration. 2004-02-07 P.S. 2004-02-07 The Move, Part Two. 2004-02-06 People Gotta Move! 2004-02-05 People of Austin, I beseech you! 2004-02-04 Happy Birthday... 2004-02-03 I am home. 2004-01-29 One for the road. 2004-01-30 Waaaah. 2004-01-27 And I think my spaceship knows which way to go... 2004-01-26 I Heart Bureaucracy. 2004-01-26 Hey Veg!! 2004-01-25 Saturday doin's. 2004-01-25 Conversation with Annie. 2004-01-23 Strange brew, girl what's inside of you... 2004-01-23 Yo Yo Yo. 2004-01-23 The Snowy Day. 2004-01-23 Oh Captain, my Captain... 2004-01-23 STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2004-01-21 Over by Chicago. 2004-01-21 Okay, where to start with the dreams 2004-01-20 A few choice words. 2004-01-19 It's cryin' time again... 2004-01-20 Oh man... 2004-01-18 Can't.be.sick. 2004-01-17 Icy. 2004-01-16 Woozy. 2004-01-16 Errands abounding. 2004-01-15 Blah. 2004-01-13 Of vinyl and ill-gotten crates. 2004-01-13 Details. 2004-01-12 Tired. 2004-01-10 Party hearty. 2004-01-09 Drunk? Why yes, yes I am. 2004-01-09 Too much presh-ah. 2004-01-09 List. 2004-01-08 Kill da wabbit...kill da wabbit! 2004-01-08 City. 2004-01-07 Uncivil servants. 2004-01-07 B. be illin'. 2004-01-06 Confession. 2004-01-06 I've got one, two, three, four, five senses working overtime... 2004-01-06 Better, but hyper. 2004-01-05 My weekend... 2004-01-04 Sure, go ahead... 2004-01-03 Why I could never work in the service industry. 2004-01-02 Spent today... 2004-01-02 Yeah, yeah... 2004-01-01 We're Number One! 2004-01-01 It is the evening of the day...
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