e. and i went to my neighbor's going-away party last night. e. went off in search of the loo at which point a very shitfaced youngster approached me and we had the following conversation:
partyboy: is your name "autumn"?
me: no, it's laura.
partyboy: oh man, dude, you totally look like this chick i went to high school with.
me: when did you graduate from high school?
partyboy: like five years ago.
me: well, i graduated from high school in 1978.
partyboy: no way! i thought you looked like older but you totally look like this autumn chick and she was really into partying so i thought maybe she just aged from the drugs and shit.
me: no, i aged from age.
partyboy: good one! (nods heads and stares off across the room)i better go find my friend i think he's puking off the balcony.
me: nice chatting with you.