the younger of the two kids i take care of threw his toy truck at his older brother this afternoon. i took the truck away which sent younger kid into a fit of impressive proportions, ending with this:
younger kid (to me)-"wohwah, you are a big crummy dummy."
*waits a minute to see if i respond*
*gets a 'by jove i think i've got it' look on his face*
says to me-"hey, that was mean AND it rhymed! that was pretty good of me wasn't it?!"
i wanted to agree, but couldn't. hee.