A certain "e24" of Chicago asks, "Are you a writer professionally?".
Well, "e"...if by 'professionally' you mean whore-out-my-talent for money, then yes, yes it's true. But not in any kind of exciting or glamourous ways.
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Miss "o.s." of the greater Chicagoland area writes: "What's the one thing I should accomplish this summer?".
Just don't do anything that would make Baby Jesus cry. That will be accomplishment enough, young lady.
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A Mr. "H." of parts unknown asks: "Would you ever lick a fish?".
Only if the fish paid me a fin. Hahahahahahahaha. Get it? Fin???!!