...will I learn not to go shopping at Whole Foods when I'm hungry? I had less than ten things on my list and came out with three bags of food. Mostly healthy, but still...
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Also: to the stupid woman on her cell phone in the parking lot at Stanley's blocking traffic in two directions for a full five minutes: You obviously are not deaf yet you could not hear six cars honking at you. And when you finally did move, you flipped off the old man in the car ahead of me...therefore, I cordially invite you to eat me.
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