...the catalog I most enjoy is the fine, fine HARRIET CARTER tome that hits my mailbox once or twice a year. On my list of dream writing jobs, "Catalog writer for Harriet Carter" is there, right after "Weekly World News columnist".
Check out some of these delightful products and their descriptions, won't you?
You'll be the talk of the bingo hall with these BINGO MASKS!
Enjoy the creepy sentiment of these MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HEAVEN BOOKMARKS*.
Or how about this unnerving MEMORIAL GARDEN STONE?
And for those of you living in a cold-weather climate, why not surprise the man in your life with this stylish BASEBALL CAP EARBAND??
For the horse lover: I DON'T THINK SO!.
(*you can find the text of the poem HERE)
Happy Shopping!
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