Why yes I am, thank you.
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I have to work today because my employer is afraid to spend time alone with her children (one of whom will be in school most of the day). This is sad for her and sadder for her kids. But right now it mostly feels sad for me.
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The fact that I feel hugely irritated by this kind of stuff is indicative that I need to find something else to do for a living.
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Fast.
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