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An episode from this morning's trip with the charge to Zilker Park.
T: That lady looks like you Rahrah!
Me: (Scans crowd, sees no one with similar hairstyle, body shape, height, clothes or sunglasses.) Where, T? Which lady?
T: That lady right there! (points to a woman who weighs at least 300 pounds and has dyed red hair).
Me: Ohhhh.
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